Just a quick note about Valentine’s Day. It’s this Saturday guys!!
Anyways, I was driving to the airport this morning listening to Cat Country 98.1 and the DJ, Tim Leary, was talking about a dilemma he was trying to work through. Seems his associate, a young lady named Amanda, had let slip to him off the air what she wanted her boyfriend to get her for Valentine’s Day. Her boyfriend, however, had not a clue even though she’d been dropping hints for weeks.
Tim’s dilemma was whether he should be the boyfriend’s wingman, you know, guys stick together stuff, and tell him on the air what she wanted, or should he put a large price out there for Amanda to pay for his silence—yeah, blackmail.
Unfortunately I never found out the result as the airport trip was shorter than this drawn out dilemma, but I’m sure Tim, ever the country gent, kept his secret. I doubt he got the money either, even though many listeners were telling him to get the money, and then announce the gift anyway!! Yeah, they were guys.
I find it inconceivable that women of today do not understand that if they want something specific for Valentine’s Day hints are not going to get it. They shouldn’t expect them to. Since Hallmark invented Valentine’s Day men have forgotten to do anything or have done the completely wrong thing. Only in diamond ring commercials do we get it right.
So I’m here to fix it.
If you’re a lady reading this please email your significant other the link to the Red Elephant Gallery’s Valentine’s Day idea page. Although we may not have the exact thing you’re looking for--unless you tell him what it is you’re not going to get it anyway--everything we have is cool and even he will find something there you’ll like.
If you’re a guy reading this, get off the dime, there’s only a day or so left to get your significant other something she’ll really like from our site. Heck, if she doesn’t already know about us you will look heroic in finding such an interesting source of cool stuff for her now and in the future.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. And honey, what was it you wanted again?
---Michael
Tim’s dilemma was whether he should be the boyfriend’s wingman, you know, guys stick together stuff, and tell him on the air what she wanted, or should he put a large price out there for Amanda to pay for his silence—yeah, blackmail.
Unfortunately I never found out the result as the airport trip was shorter than this drawn out dilemma, but I’m sure Tim, ever the country gent, kept his secret. I doubt he got the money either, even though many listeners were telling him to get the money, and then announce the gift anyway!! Yeah, they were guys.
I find it inconceivable that women of today do not understand that if they want something specific for Valentine’s Day hints are not going to get it. They shouldn’t expect them to. Since Hallmark invented Valentine’s Day men have forgotten to do anything or have done the completely wrong thing. Only in diamond ring commercials do we get it right.
So I’m here to fix it.
If you’re a lady reading this please email your significant other the link to the Red Elephant Gallery’s Valentine’s Day idea page. Although we may not have the exact thing you’re looking for--unless you tell him what it is you’re not going to get it anyway--everything we have is cool and even he will find something there you’ll like.
If you’re a guy reading this, get off the dime, there’s only a day or so left to get your significant other something she’ll really like from our site. Heck, if she doesn’t already know about us you will look heroic in finding such an interesting source of cool stuff for her now and in the future.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. And honey, what was it you wanted again?
---Michael
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